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Martin Van Buren

It Feels Like You’re Judging My Martin Van Buren Fetish

May 2, 2012

Of course it’s the hair! Crazy old man hair gets me going. I told you this when we met, and you said that you’d do whatever I asked. Well, now I want you to put on this wig and sideburns and whip the living hell out of me. Just do it, Jake!

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