Things I Probably Wouldn’t Have Time For If Grover Cleveland Returned From The Grave to Lead An Army Of The Undead In A Nationwide Zombiepocalyptic Orgy Of Slaughter

January 25, 2011

Brains. BRAINS. Or really, you know, anything.

1. Cuing up my Netflix account so I can see for myself what all the fuss about Madmen is about.

2. Double-checking my tax return.

3. Working up the nerve to ask out Rachel from accounts receivable.

4. Taking my Nana to the podiatrist to get her toenails cut.

5. Deciding once and for all whether I feel more comfortable pronouncing it “nitch” or “neesh.”

6. Beating Donald from janitorial services in Words With Friends.

7. Working up the nerve to ask out Phyllis from shipping.

8. Trying out my roommate’s P90X workout DVDs.

9. Watching less porn.

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