March 12, 2012
I’m gonna sound like an asshole here, but I tell you what, I’d plum be out of a job if people would just unplug their machines and plug ‘em back in. That’s a reset right there, but no one seems to know it or even try it. But don’t fucking print that, or you can [...]
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December 5, 2011
Everyone wants to know, Sally, what does a dead body feel like? Etcetera. For that, you’ll have to talk to someone who’s been doing this job for a month or two. Maybe three. But for me, after nineteen years, asking what dead bodies feel like is about the same as asking me what oxygen tastes [...]
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