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The Swiss

Things We Made Heinrich, the Swiss Foreign Exchange Student, Say Before We’d Let Him Party With Us

January 7, 2012

“It would be more accurate to say ‘The Swiss National Guard Knife’ or ‘The Swiss Army Reserve Knife.’” “There are holes in our cheese because we are stingy, and enjoy the idea of people paying for air.” “Our chocolate is anti-Semitic.” “We hold midnight screenings of Heidi and The Sound of Music and sing along [...]

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