From the category archives:

Spiritual Tourists

The Large in the Small

April 5, 2012

Did you know there’s a place in your foot that if you press on it, you void your bowels? Instantly and forcibly? I did not know that. Did you discover this on accident, like while putting on your shoes, or… I was getting a foot massage. It’s called reflexology. All the different places on your [...]

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More Shaman Trash Talk

March 22, 2012

What’s that? You don’t think women can be shamans? How about I turn your dick into a mouse turd, and then we’ll talk about whether women can be shamans. Your medicine is weak sauce. Go sell it to the whites. Those dumb sons of bitches will buy anything. If my spirit bag was as droopy [...]

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Lubbock, After the Cotton Gin

December 27, 2011

  After getting fired after two and a half weeks at the cotton gin, I boarded a Greyhound to Lubbock Texas to drink away the pittance I’d made at the cotton gin, which was still quite a bit more than I’d seen in some time. I went to Lubbock hoping that my friends would tell [...]

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I’m Sure the Cuisine Here at My Thai Doesn’t Compare…

November 19, 2011

…with the Thai food you had in Thailand. Unfortunately, I only had a couple of hours and twenty bucks to spend on dinner. And so help me, if you make casual reference to your spiritual tourism jaunt to Angkor Wat one more time, I’m going to jam that chopstick in your eye.

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