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Setting People Straight

I’m The Seabiscuit Of Greyhounds

February 27, 2012

Where’s my fucking movie, huh? Look at these scars. Look. No, you look, right now. See that? See the terror that is my leg? That was a leg break. Seabiscuit? Dude pretty much sprains his fucking ankle, and then the whole world shits itself when he wins a race, like, two years later. Meanwhile I have [...]

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Time Out to Talk Cultural Misappropriation

December 10, 2011

Just don’t. And when others do, say something. Hi. Academy Award Winner and current star of Arthur Miller’s Death of a Salesman Philip Seymour Hoffman here to talk about taking things that don’t belong to you. We’ve all done it. You go to Mexico or Argentina, or maybe Chile, and you come back pronouncing those [...]

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Shit I’ve had to Set My Sister Debra Straight On

December 6, 2011

There is no actual unit of measure called “A Teensy-Weensy Bit.” Especially when you’re talking about how high and/or drunk you are when picking up my niece and nephew from elementary school. Yes, even on Thursday or Friday. Yes, even if you’re really careful. Yes, even if you do it because you know traffic’s going [...]

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