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Me and James Arness: Searching For Festus at Whispering Pines

October 25, 2011

I spent the shittiest eight months of my life working at Whispering Pines Retirement Community. There were three tiers at Whispering Pines-the first being the one where the people are wearing track suits and have a pretty high degree of autonomy. They go for day trips to Fredricksburg, the outlet mall tour from San Marcos [...]

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Ask A Strip Club DJ

January 29, 2011

Dear Strip Club DJ: I can’t get my daughter to eat anything but hot dogs and french fries. Any suggestions on how I might broaden (and healthify, if that’s a word) her palate? Concerned in Catalina Dear Concerned: I like to start off the evening’s set simple. Straight-forward. Some AC/DC, some early Motley Crue. Around [...]

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The Murky Fringe Interviews Brendan Fraser-Holiday Edition

December 25, 2010

The Murky Fringe: Let me just begin by saying, I really admire your work. Brendan Fraser: Thanks so much. That’s very kind of you to say. TMF: You came to prominence in 2003′s instant holiday classic Elf, but you’d been acting for some time before that, yes? BF: Wait. Did you say Elf? TMF: I’ll [...]

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