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Feliz Cumpleanos

Feliz Cumpleanos, Eli Whitney

July 14, 2011

Your “labor-saving” invention made slavery more profitable than ever. When you didn’t get rich off of that, you used your Ivy League connections to sell guns to the Continental Army. In so doing, with your standardization processes, you made possible industrialization. You made possible the assembly line. Again: the world-wide human misery that sprang from [...]

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Feliz Cumpleanos, James Frey

June 21, 2011

You are a liar. You are a shitty writer. You are now known as the “Thomas Kincaide of the Literary World.” And it’s not your birthday. Still, Feliz Cumpleanos, James Frey. You stand as a testament to everything that is wrong with the place where merges Capitalism, Recovery, and the Nonfiction Genre.

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