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My Second Most Humiliating Break-up

April 26, 2012

ME: Welcome to Arby’s. May I take your order? RACHEL: Jeff, we need to talk. ME: Please drive up to the first window. RACHEL: I think it’s better this way. ASSHOLE JOCK: Order me some curly fries, okay? ME: Who the fuck is that? ASSHOLE JOCK: Get me some fucking curly fries, nerd. RACHEL: I [...]

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BizTel Corp #43

September 29, 2011

I don’t know. What do you think? I think we’re already about two weeks late on this project, and it doesn’t really matter, soo… I just feel like the red font… in bold, it feels like it’s yelling at me, and in plain text, it just kind of blends in. I sometimes get the feeling [...]

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Charles From Project Deliverables’ Song

June 2, 2011

That’s right. Just spent six hours in the booth, mixing down the team’s new Sharepoint site. Can’t none of you motherfuckers step to my swag when it comes to Sharepoint, when it comes to Excel spreadsheets, when it comes to Powerpoint, when it comes to Visio. I’m the motherfucking Timbaland of Microsoft Office Suite up [...]

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Six Month Review at Biz Tel Corp

April 28, 2011

Hi Paul. Have a seat. I want to thank you for coming in. Before we start, are there any concerns that I can address for you? I’m not really sure. I mean, there seems to be pretty convincing evidence that the seas are rising, but it’s all so politicized now, who’s to say? But in [...]

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“Casual” Friday #7

April 21, 2011

Well, that’s not the impression I got, Dave. I think you’re being incredibly unfair about this. So, Lois over there comes in wearing a pair of stonewashed mom jeans and a stained fucking Loony Tunes sweatshirt and I’m the asshole? Just let me ask you this: Spirit or letter? Spirit or letter. It’s a simple [...]

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Internal Response to Unnecessary Office Comment #83

April 7, 2011

It’s funny you ask. As a matter of fact, yes. I did get this pair of slacks at “The Maxx,” as you so wittily deemed it. And I suppose that since I was there a week ago and this pair of slacks was not there, and when I went this week it was, it’s possible [...]

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