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BizTel Corp

BizTel Corp #43

September 29, 2011

I don’t know. What do you think? I think we’re already about two weeks late on this project, and it doesn’t really matter, soo… I just feel like the red font… in bold, it feels like it’s yelling at me, and in plain text, it just kind of blends in. I sometimes get the feeling [...]

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Esmerelda From Custodial Services

June 14, 2011

Esmerelda from custodial services emptying the wastebaskets on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Esmerelda from custodial services refusing to make eye contact. Esmerelda from custodial services sitting alone in the break room at ten thirty-five AM, eating a sandwich and drinking a paper cup of that fucked up vending machine coffee. Esmerelda from custodial services saying [...]

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Charles From Project Deliverables’ Song

June 2, 2011

That’s right. Just spent six hours in the booth, mixing down the team’s new Sharepoint site. Can’t none of you motherfuckers step to my swag when it comes to Sharepoint, when it comes to Excel spreadsheets, when it comes to Powerpoint, when it comes to Visio. I’m the motherfucking Timbaland of Microsoft Office Suite up [...]

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Six Month Review at Biz Tel Corp

April 28, 2011

Hi Paul. Have a seat. I want to thank you for coming in. Before we start, are there any concerns that I can address for you? I’m not really sure. I mean, there seems to be pretty convincing evidence that the seas are rising, but it’s all so politicized now, who’s to say? But in [...]

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