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Why I Hate THE HIGGS BOSON PARTICLE and Everyone in This CERN LABORATORY

February 24, 2012

  (Because I was informed that picking on Freebird and Bar Dwellers was too easy and kind of like ‘picking on a retarded kid’, I have rewritten my previous post.) Oh, I’m sorry. Did my hand accidentally unplug your jukebox PARTICLE ACCELERATOR?  Man, I’m really sorry.  We were just getting to the droning end of [...]

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I’m Sure the Cuisine Here at My Thai Doesn’t Compare…

November 19, 2011

…with the Thai food you had in Thailand. Unfortunately, I only had a couple of hours and twenty bucks to spend on dinner. And so help me, if you make casual reference to your spiritual tourism jaunt to Angkor Wat one more time, I’m going to jam that chopstick in your eye.

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C. Thomas Howell in Soul Man Responds

September 15, 2011

You know, I was well aware that I was making a risky artistic choice when I agreed to do Soul Man. More than anything else, the opportunity to work with James Earl Jones and explore issues of race is what swayed me. Call me naive. In preparation for the role, I read Soul on Ice, [...]

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