It Feels Like You’re Judging My Martin Van Buren Fetish

May 2, 2012

Of course it’s the hair!

Crazy old man hair gets me going.

I told you this when we met,

and you said that you’d do whatever I asked.

Well, now I want you to put on this

wig and sideburns

and whip the living hell out of me.

Just do it, Jake!

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