The panel has reviewed your submissions in search of romance. The following post titles have been rejected:
- A Roaster of Beets, A Gardener of Tomatoes, A Planter of Asparagus: I Seek Decent Landscaper to Water My Heart and Occasionally My Backyard
- I Don’t Need A Companion As Much As I Did Last Winter (And I Have the Scars To Prove It)
- If You Like Outies, I Have Two of Them
- I Just Miss Her So Much
- Call of Duty Platinum Member Seeks Same, Or At Least Gold
- I Have A Private Jet and A Huge Dick, But I Hate My Father
- Baseball Bat Looking for My Perfect Pitch (And My Perfect Pitch Will Have No Boundaries)
- It’s Just Baby Fat
- I Bet I’m Lonelier Than You
The following title has been accepted and will be posted on Craigslist Men Seeking Women:
If You Call This A Cold War Then Girl, Let’s Get Warm
