Was I trying to hurt him? No.
Did I think he was getting a little too big for his britches? Yes. Who didn’t.
Do I feel bad about it now after all these years? I don’t.
Have I been the same? No. No I haven’t. I don’t bounce like I used to.
Would I have sex with him? No. That’s ridiculous. I’m not a gay diving board.
Has he apologized to me? Are you kidding?
