Answering the Hecklers at My Uncle Ray’s Park Bench Dedication

October 19, 2011

“Yes, for your information, we could not afford a fountain.”

“No, you cannot sit on it. Ever!”

“Because I’m gonna wait here and guard it. Forever! That’s how long.”

“Where are you gonna get a chainsaw?”

“Actually, he’s in Heaven right now. Sitting on a bench.”

“No you’re adopted!”

“Leave my kids out of this.”

“Get the hell out of here and let us dedicate this bench in peace!”


“You git!”

“Well, I’ll burn your house down, pal.”

“Get the hell out of here!”

“I mean it fellas. Git.”


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