July 27, 2011
1. No talking. 2. You can’t throw rocks at me. 3. If you’re guarding the can and someone kicks it, I get to cut you. 4. Wear whatever you want. I don’t care. 5. No kids. 6. Whoever kicks the can has to let me cut them. 7. Can’t have teams. 8. I hold the [...]
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July 26, 2011
Edwin, refusing to roll into a ball at parties. Edwin, refusing to fly coach. Edwin, getting drunk and bemoaning the death of apartheid. Edwin, espousing ill-informed libertarian views. Edwin, calling our next-door neighbor’s teenage daughter late at night. Edwin, asking our next-door neighbor’s teenage daughter what flavor her panties are. Edwin, reminding her that pangolins [...]
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