Quotes From a Drunken Police Sketch Artist

June 8, 2011

“So I says to her I say, ‘Then why don’t YOU draw his fucking hair lip if this ain’t right?’”

“I’ve drawn a Malaysian. And Cambodians. And Thai. Fuck you think you’re dealing with?”

“Oh, is that how you sketch corn-rows?”

“What part of ‘I DON’T do hats!’ don’t understand?!”

“Well, one of you’s going to have to tell me what he looked like…IN ENGLISH.”

“Well how do those ‘REAL cops’ know what the bad guys look like?”

“I’m not a fucking artist. I’m a facial likeness interpreter.”

“I don’t care what happened to this lady’s husband. I can’t work with this.”



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