If You Get Caught Between The Moon and New York City…

June 23, 2011

You’d better hope to shit you have oxygen. I mean seriously. “The best thing you can do is fall in love?” With what? Interstellar radiation? Your own immanent demise?

And don’t give me that shit about “it doesn’t say ‘If you get caught at a point equidistant between the moon and New York City’ because how would that even happen?”

I don’t want to hear that shit. I mean, technically yes. Being out in the middle of Central Park at two in the morning, technically you could be considered “between the moon and New York City.” But that isn’t what he meant. You know it isn’t.

And don’t even get me started on “Sailing” or “Think of Laura.”

Don’t even. Insipid bastard.



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