My Pet Rhino Zeke

May 23, 2011

Zeke making me angry

Zeke shitting in the living room and then running away

Zeke with those stupid fucking rabbit ears

Zeke sad when I tell him his ears look ridiculous

Zeke hovering a little bit when he runs

Zeke turning on the garden hose and putting it in the house and then running away

Zeke drunk again

Zeke drunk and hollering about Africa

Zeke drunk and insulting my son

Zeke calling the Sonora a second-rate desert

Zeke pressing up inappropriately against my wife’s leg and then running away

Zeke blowing a greyhound under a bridge on the east side

Zeke stomping me when he’s bigger

 

Zeke, get out here goddamnit!

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