Reasons I Sort Of Regret Showing My Blind Date Five Of My Homemade Stuffed Animals

April 25, 2011

Alberto

1. I can’t be certain, but I think she judged me

2. After I showed her the third one, Bill the Cheetah, she ordered two more drinks. For herself. And drank them really fast. And she hadn’t been drinking especially heavily up to that point

3. She coughed up a little bit of her martini when I told her these five were no more than two percent of the stuffies I have made

Lamar

4. She called Lamar ‘sketchy’

5. When I brought out the finale, Alberto (obviously Alberto is the finale), she just walked out and said “He’s fucking paying” to the waitress

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1 Christie Eliason March 3, 2012 at 7:14 pm

I NEED one of these!!! How can I get one???? Alberto is the bomb!!

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