Passive-Agressive Remarks Towards A Groundhog

July 15, 2010

Umm, soo… do you think you could get any fatter?

Have you ever seen a hairy duffel bag falling down a flight of stairs? Well, like, that’s what it looks like when you try and run.

I hear people call you a whistle-pig. What’s up with that?

Hey, Punxsutawny Phil. Oh yeah? My bad. Really, sorry. Yeah, as a matter of fact you do all look alike to me.

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