One-Line Conversation Killers, Part II (Apropos of Nothing)

June 12, 2010

Well, my gynocologist isn’t sure what to make of it.

Yep, I’m pretty sure that Almighty Yahweh would totally agree with you on that one.

My ex-fiancee-not Jake, that human stain, but Lane, who was totally sweet but needy-hated cashews.

The world is a good place, I think, filled almost entirely with lie-to-your-face assholes.

I need to get going; it’s almost time for my meds.

You look a lot-hope this isn’t weird-like my ex-fiancee Jake, the human stain.

Bluebeard’s wives got what was coming to them; doesn’t pay to be nosy, does it?

Have you ever performed home surgery?

Don’t be alarmed, but I think your twin is standing beside you.

I really, really, really, really, really like you.


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