Ms. Todd’s (Revised) Rules for the Library

April 21, 2010

1. No running

2. No Spit Tag

3. No consecutive check-outs

4. No Alice Munro books published after 1994

5. No dogs

6. No saying “cockblocker”

7. No wincing

8. We don’t have Our Bodies, Ourselves anymore (the masturbators took it!)

9. No bookmarks

10. No juice boxes

11. No Southern accents-not even in jest

12. No mocking of The Lord’s Prayer

13. No shouting

14. No pepper spray

15. Use your small voices

16. No stuttering.

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1 D Huskins April 23, 2010 at 8:04 pm

Mike Hunt needs to return the periodicals he checked out.

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