7 Reasons Marlon Brando Covers His Crotch While in a Wheelchair

March 27, 2010

1. He’s a sitting duck near the bocci ball court.

2. The character he’s playing is from Kansas City.

3. He always covers his crotch whether he’s in a wheelchair, a bathhouse, a tipi, or a carnival ride that specifically requires you to put your hands on the safety bar in your lap.

4. His hands are tired from wheeling himself around and this is where he rests them.

5. The prophecy.

6. What the hell do you care? Get the fuck outta here!

7. Wheelchairs give him erections and he can’t control the pointing.


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