Direction for Holding Your Guitar at a Photo Shoot

January 9, 2010

"3rd Girl From the Left, you just need to let go altogether."

"That's great, but I think you can lift it higher."

"Thom, I want you to relax your strumming hand. Can somebody get this guy smaller shoes, please."

"Roy, I know that's how you hold it when you play it, but rest it on your knee for me. I don't want it touching your beard. I don't want your beard touching anything in my photos. Do you understand me? No beard touching anything."

"Are you petting it? Are you actually petting it? Don't do that. And don't pretend that it has a heartbeat. Don't look for its heartbeat."

"Where's Tran's guitar?"

"Listen, we're not going to get both your face and the guitar in the shot. It can't be done. So lower the guitar and let me do my job."

"Sean, you're pointing it straight at me. Is that what you want? Is that what you all want? Patty, do you want him pointing it at me? Glen? Eoin? Because we talked about something different.

"I want the neck parallel with your braids."

"No, it still looks like you're holding your cock. Actually, both hands look like you could be holding your cock."


{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

1 HM January 10, 2010 at 9:24 am

Hahahahaha! Funny!


2 Maxathon January 12, 2010 at 4:19 pm



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